<10 Ways to Conquer the Tower of Hanam>
Joohyuk was still shopping at the player shop.
Adamant Mace had been purchased.
“I’ve prepared a weapon.”
What about armor?
Actually, you don’t have to buy it.
A bracelet-shaped energy shield kit protects you from head to toe.
Still, let’s buy a pair of shoes.
A sturdy combat walker.
Since he is a male employee, it is easy to talk to him.
“Combat boots made from basilisk petrified hide. The soles are made of hardened, self-repairing sectonium plates.”
“Does this go into your inventory too?”
“Haha, of course. It’s all made with ingredients from the tower.”
I really like it.
The design is also good.
“How much is it?”
“Umm, it’s 3 million won.”
That’s funny.
It is at least 30 million won.
There is no need to refuse.
Are you selling it at this price?
I have to buy it.
“Please give me one. Size 275.”
“Yes, here···,”
I also bought shoes.
“Shall we look around a little more?”
There are also places that sell potions.
It seems like players are buying and reselling what they get as rewards.
Besides the armor, helmet, gloves, leggings, belt, knee and elbow pads… there’s nothing you can’t find, but there’s nothing you can’t buy.
Iced coffee!
Energy shield.
How good is that?
An all-in-one armor that unifies all defensive equipment into one.
“It’s a special privilege, after all.”
Anyway, I tried to look around a bit more,
“Let’s go now.”
You can come back again next time you need anything.
★ ★ ★
Joohyuk rested for about four more days.
Take your time, take your time.
In the meantime, keep repeating the 15th-floor attack.
As I think about it, I feel like settling down here.
But I want to check.
When I finish all the preparations and enter the 16th floor,
What kind of results can be achieved?
“If only the random summon cooldown would come back···,”
Platinum Badge.
This is truly a monster.
It’s not the badge itself, but the perk of giving out five of them.
When I first started climbing the tower, I decided not to be greedy, but badges are different.
If you clear the 20th floor, you will receive the fourth special privilege. What could it be?
Another trait enhancement is fine, and skills or items that can be used in real life are also good.
Anyway, it’s only one day until the random summon.
A new victim will appear tomorrow evening.
Money also arrived in my account.
Money from selling the magic stone.
After deducting the 5 million won spent on purchasing equipment, the remaining balance was a whopping 13 million won.
“What are you going to do with this money?”
Let’s use it right now.
So, 2 million won to my father.
“I got a savings account. You must have trouble walking, so buy some crutches. Or at least a walker like the elderly people.”
“I don’t know when my rehabilitation will end, but a fishing rod? I’ll catch people, not fish.”
“Use it as you wish. I wouldn’t know even if you told me something from Mom.”
2 million won for Mom too.
“I told you I got a deposit?”
Private loans were used in the past.
“Oh my! You’ve been fooled. Use it until you find a new job. Your living expenses will be just fine.”
Even to someone with the same genes.
“I put in 200. Use it for tuition.”
“Okay, if you’re going to buy something, buy something good. I permit you.”
6 million won disappeared in an instant, but I flexed it coolly.
But only to family?
Joohyuk also has a plan.
Summon John Cossack,
“Look. Isn’t it nice? When I earn money later, I’ll buy this car.”
I turned on my laptop and showed Joohyuk a picture of his dream car, which he had always dreamed of.
“I disagree. A light car like this would be in big trouble if it got into an accident. If it got hit by a truck, it would be flattened.”
“Mr. Cossack, what kind of car do you like?”
“A big car, no matter what! Choose a large car with a strong frame and airbags that deploy without mercy even in a minor collision.”
What Cossack was pointing to was a large limousine that the chairman rides in.
“You look so old.”
“Is that a problem? Summoner Bong’s safety is the most important.”
“Oh! I didn’t know that. Hahahaha!”
“Hehehehe!”
In fact, they said that if you just sign a contract with the elite attack team, they’ll give you a house and a car.
But there is no such thing as a free lunch.
It’s all debt.
★ ★ ★
Now is the time.
Tonight is an important event.
So I went to the bathhouse.
After soaking in the hot water, I rubbed my entire body with a towel.
For backs that were out of reach, an automatic scrubbing machine was used.
Because I don’t have the courage to ask someone else in the bathhouse to scrub my back yet.
Keep your body clean and avoid anything dirty.
Keep your body and mind clean.
That way, you can pick well.
Random summon cooldown is just a few hours away.
It’s time to select one more solid character and conquer the 16th floor, and then go all the way up to the 20th floor, or even the 30th floor.
After taking a bath,
Cut your fingernails and toenails too,
I changed into the new underwear and everyday clothes that I brought separately in my bag.
Joohyuk returned home.
I was hungry, but I decided to endure it.
You have to pick randomly and then eat it.
Who will come out?
You have to choose well.
The higher the rating, the better.
The rank of the crazy assassin John Cossack is SR, Super Rare.
I achieved S++ by making it to the 15th floor at super speed and with perfect strategy.
In fact, he said that there was no problem in conquering the 16th floor, or even the 20th floor.
It’s just that it’s difficult to record S++.
“If only one more super rare could come···,”
SSR, special, super rare are all good.
LSSR, I don’t even want Legend Special Super Rare.
Before random summoning, first summon John Cossack.
What if I meet a strange person?
[John Cossack has been summoned.] “Chung! Hello, Summoner Bong! It’s an honor to have you join me today.”
“Welcome.”
“Will you be performing the 15th floor repeat mission this time too?”
“No. Let’s go up to the 16th floor.”
“…”
The Cossack’s expression hardens as if he is in trouble.
I’ve said this before.
The strategy itself is easy, but the S++ strategy might be difficult.
Cossack also knows that Summoner Joohyuk has already tasted the benefits of the Platinum Badge.
So I want to win a badge for him.
After thinking for a while, I clenched my fist.
“I will do my best. Even if I die on the tower, I will definitely get an S++ record···”
“Don’t worry. You won’t be alone.”
“Huh?”
“The random summon cooldown has returned. Let’s summon one more.”
“Wow! How clever. Two are definitely better than one.”
With a thumbs up,
“Summoner Bong, you had everything planned out. Did you happen to come to Seoldae?”
“I’m a high school graduate.”
“That’s right, Horseshoe Show. Hehehe, how dare someone like Seoldae have the Bong Summoner.”
“…”
Quick change of stance.
Appropriate and pleasant flattery.
That’s for sure.
The Cossack must have been a traitor in his past life.
So what if he’s a traitor?
Why are villains loved?
Just saying nice things makes you feel good, helps relieve stress, and improves your mental health.
“Then I’ll try.”
“Pressure!”
Calm your mind.
Amen, Hallelujah, Amitabha, Om Mani Padme Hum, Heaven and Earth, Infinite Life Buddha, Abracadabra···,
And then.
“Random Summon!”
Hwaaaaaaaah!
Cossacks keeping time with the rhythm from the side.
“Dugeundugeundugeundugeun···, what’s the result?”
Moment!
A white halo of light gathered and transformed into a human shape.
A human of a halo growing rapidly.
It keeps growing.
Keep going, keep going···,
“Aren’t you growing too big?”
My head has already reached the ceiling.
And,
Papa Pot!
A figure that finally reveals its true form.
“Uh?”
“Eek?”
The human was right.
But 3m is a decent height.
A large and thicker body than a bear.
Thick muscles.
Hair all over the body.
“…Are you a human or a monster?”
Joohyuk first looked at the grade.
Indeed?
“…R? That’s rare.”
I’m a little disappointed.
If it’s rare, it’s the lowest grade.
If only there was one more S.
Should I wait another month for another random summon?
“No. Where is Rare? And its size is unusual.”
That was when.
Tsupit!
“Hey, you little punk!”
John Cossack suddenly leaps up and dropkicks the newly summoned giant human.
Kwak!
And then he kept throwing punches,
Thud thud thud thud!
“Why on earth did you come here? Whose life are you trying to ruin?”
The Cossacks’ sudden advance.
You’re not saying that because it’s rare, are you?
“Die! Die! Hey! Look at my eyes! Crush me! You little shit!”
I have no idea what’s going on.
Why do Cossacks do that?
I’m going crazy like I’ve met my enemy.
“Just get out of here! Get out of here! You useless piece of shit!”
A Cossack who throws punches while getting mad.
A giant who just stands there scratching his head and feeling awkward even though he’s right.
“It doesn’t hurt. It tickles.”
“Okay! Let’s see if you can say something like that even after getting your balls cut off. I’ll tie the ribbon nicely for you.”
So I looked through the catalog.
<Catalog: Plains Tribe’s Dumb Savage Meat Shield>
– Name: Unknown
– Grade: R (Rare)
– Type: Savage Warrior (Human)
– Satisfaction rating: None.
– Re-summon waiting time: 3 hours (applies after unsummoning)
Savage Meat Shield.
There is no name.
“Meat shield, what’s the story behind it?”
But you say I’m stupid?
Doesn’t that mean you’re not smart?
It actually looks like that.
A huge, scarred upper body, but with eyes that look so innocent.
He doesn’t even fight back once after being beaten by the Cossacks.
Very timid attitude.
A Cossack panting, exhausted from beatings.
“Mr. Cossack?”
“…Gasp, gasp, please speak.”
“Please step aside for a moment. I need to talk to that person.”
“You don’t need to know. That guy is famous. He’s known as stupid in this world. He can’t do anything on his own. He doesn’t even know what the three rules are.”
Then,
“I know those three principles. I memorized them diligently.”
“Then try to memorize it.”
“Uh, clause 1 is the summoner’s obedience… that, absolute life. Clause 2 is the summoner’s, um…, value, understanding it as the top priority, so it clashes. Clause 3 is…,”
What are you talking about?
“Have you seen that? That’s the kind of guy he is. You got a dud! You should just kill him and make him unsummonable for 100 days.”
If I die, I can’t be summoned for 100 days?
I just found out.
“…I’ll take care of it.”
“Yes.”
Joohyuk tilted his head and asked the savage warrior who was standing there blankly.
“What’s your name?”
“I don’t know. I forgot.”
“Do you know why you came here?”
“No, I don’t know.”
“What about the tower?”
“…I don’t know. I don’t remember.”
It’s frustrating.
After looking at the detailed explanation.
Aaaah···,
How could it be so strange?
“So that’s why it was a meat shield.”
Scenes flashed through my head like a movie.
A savage warrior who innocently breaks the backs of humanoid monsters.
A cheerful sight, in return for defeating a monster, receiving only a moldy loaf of bread from the people.
Falling for the tricks of a punk with a bad look and ending up as a meat shield…
Tears flow naturally.
How kind must one have been to live being taken advantage of by others?
What if it’s rare?
So what if you’re stupid?
Joohyuk said, holding the savage warrior’s hand, which was as big as a pot lid.
“Welcome. Let’s climb the tower together.”
“I do whatever I’m told.”
What should I call you?
Let’s pick one from the catalog.
“Let’s start with a name. Do you like Wild? Do you like Gobang?”
“…I don’t know.”
“Pick just one. Wild? Gobang?”
“Gobang.”
“I’ll make you happy, Mr. Gobang. Do you trust me?”
“I trust the summoner, Gobang. I will do as he says.”
And then,
“Mr. Cossack, Mr. Gobang, and I—the three of us are now colleagues. Let’s work together from now on.”
The Cossack, who rolled his eyes without mercy, said:
“Oh, and the horseshoe show. Now that I look at it, it’s a sturdy meat shield. I’ll teach it well and make it into a person.”
“Okay, then let’s go to the 16th floor right now.”
“Pressure! … Hey, Gobang! Why are you just sitting there? Aren’t you answering?”
“Pre-pressure.”
“Don’t follow me! You punk!”
A timid male player, a crazy assassin, and a barbarian Gobang with very little brains.
A total mess party.
I feel a little uneasy, but…
“…I guess it’ll still work out okay?”
LUNA-CAVE
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